kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

(via kawaiipotatocat)

i-think-i-m-adorable:

Misha, but you were too scared to taste it.

(via kawaiipotatocat)

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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(Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true, via kawaiipotatocat)

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

(via heartofdisney)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(via martanaenae)

miyajimamizy:

 AND FOR MY BELOVED BIRTHDAY BABY, A  SAFE, FUN AND HAPPY NEW ADVENTURE WITH POKEBUDDIES AND OF COURSE, JEAN ~ HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MARCO BODT!  

I’m so glad I chose this au. I actually tried to do a complete background for the first time ahaha probably my last time ever. -eyetwitch- The only reason I was progressive til end is my love for Marco. 

Part one, maybe? 

My twitter by the way.

(via martanaenae)

daysofxavierspast:

pottergirl05:

As a 90’s kid myself I have mixed feelings about this…

Not sure if want.

(via martanaenae)

alderaanalderoff:

Happy birthday to Harrison “Sir Points-A-Lot” Ford! (July 13, 1942)

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

thatseanguyblogs:

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

If that pizza man weren’t married he would have taken you in a manly fashion.

thatseanguyblogs:

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

If that pizza man weren’t married he would have taken you in a manly fashion.

(Source: kallesdemos, via heartofdisney)